Goan dy'Nasty' Politics

It’s that time of the year that every Goan must be looking forward to. After experiencing a tumultuous decade on the political arena in the 90's, the new millennium had dawned with relative stability. Baring a few unsuccessful attempts at toppling the government, the last five years had been uneventful; and I am saying this only in context to ‘the great political musical chair’ that we Goekars are used to. Blame it on the complex arithmetic of seats, incompatibilities of some of our political heavy-weights, the divine blessings of ‘Daam-baab’, or his turning nelson’s eye towards the misdemeanors of some cabinet colleagues, Digambar Kamat has been able to add his name to the Hall of fame of full-term chief Ministers of Goa. Quite an irony that he would find himself in the league of the visionary like Dayanand ‘Bhausaheb’ Bandodkar.

But with election dates declared, the Goans can enjoy what they have missed for past half a decade. The mad rush of the aspirants seeking tickets, their claims and counter-claims, the corner meetings and canvassing will be running thick and fast. Not to miss the ‘Chicken aani Soro’ parties and the life-size figurines of fat-bellied, gold encrusted candidates dressed in ‘political’ whites. The dangling banners off the electric poles and the giant billboards will soon be a commonplace.

But this election promises to be different. Not that the usual antics won’t be there, after all they have become an inseparable part, but the scale would be at unprecedented levels. Goa as I understand has historically always been a straight battle between two candidates (I deliberately didn’t say parties). During the period post liberation it had been dual between candidates claiming allegiance to the regional parties which were steadily replaced by the national heavy-weights. These elections promise to buck the trend and may turn out to be different, if not for any pre-poll alliance. With the other national party and the usual regional parties which mushroom only during the election times raising their heads, we can expect a multi-cornered battle. The deluge of aspirants powered by funds of their mining and construction business, often illegal, means these parties won’t be left wanting for nominees. What is most interesting to see though is that these elections may be less amongst the parties and more so an election amongst the political clans.

Not just son and daughter and brother and sister, veteran politicians are readying to field their friend, PA, son-in-law and wives (plurality intended ;)). With a single seat having the potential to turn you into a king-maker, it does harm noone to have ones kith and kin by their side when the political tug of war for the elusive CM’s chair begins. If not for the CM’s seat, they can surely land up with plump portfolios or/and the chairmanship of profiteering corporations, not to mention the power, perks and the much sought-after official white ambassadors (and often Camrys, Innovas and even Hummers too) with the red beacon.

To start with the gigantic leader and strongman (figurative too) who has been tirelessly canvassing for his daughter dear. As he likes to declare “not all of his children are interested in contesting elections”. Thankfully so, lest considering his not so small family there would have been hardly any seat left for others. Not to be left behind his brother, a sitting MLA himself, has been trying to secure his political lineage by demanding a nomination for his ‘social-worker’ son. His para-dropping his pilot son into the election fray might land him more leverage in the scheme of things post elections. And if all works in their favour, they would occupy an overtly significant 10 percent of the assembly.

Another over-ambitious first time MLA from the hinterland, who has inherited political genes from his long time politician father has been trying to up their tally in the assembly complex atop the Porvorim hillock. He has been rumoured to have been coaxing his wife to contest so as to increment their already sure-shot ‘father-son’ tally by another seat. Besides he has been getting ready his own army of toadies, some imported across parties, fuelling his juggernaut towards ‘Mahalaxmi’ at Altinho. For him, getting his foot-soldiers vindicated by the electorate might be a much less a herculean task than keeping his flock together post elections, when the poachers a.k.a horse-traders would have a field day. But until then his might emerge as the single largest ‘group’, thus propelling his chances of bringing the chief ministership back home once again.

From one former chief-minister onto other, but the game-plan doesn’t differ by much expect that this ‘patrao’ plans to field both his sons. Tainted or not, he thinks both of them have toiled enough under the 'sun' for the masses and its time for their ‘sun’ rise on the political horizon. His faith in the electorate and his confidence has prompted him to field one of the two against his bĂȘte-noire and the local strongman. Perhaps he wants to kill two birds with an arrow by adding to his number while getting rid of his nemesis.

That arch-rival is no political greenhorn though. While getting himself re-elected with a thumping margin, he has also secured another adjoining constituency for his brother to add to his political muscle. Both of them have successfully struck emotional chord with the constituent voters playing the regional party card and equating their win to the existence of their beloved party. The old guard and the party loyalists thus far have, unwittingly or no, played into their hands while trying to retain the existence and symbol of the old king of the Goa political jungle.

The other regional party, or rather its modern incarnation, hasn’t been as lucky in this regards. Virtually it has ceased to exist, but miraculously pops itself out of hibernation whenever the election commission rings its bell. Time and again, it has been used, reused, misused and abused by many mean politicians for their own good, trying to extract whatever two-bits of emotional calling it still has for a certain section of the society. It also acts as a watering hole for all those disgruntled candidates who or whose wife has been denied tickets by others. A la 'Ek Duje Ke Liye' scene at Dona-Paul, this 'smarter than fifth grader' hubby had denounced another sought after ticket at the eleventh hour, to take the plunge with his dear wife in the whirlpool of elections on this party ticket. Unfortunately for the duo while the husband was able to swim ashore, his wife wasnt able to stay afloat in the sea of ballots. Barring minor jugglery of seats I reckon this husband-wife duo are ready to sound their election bugle and also hoping this time to cross the finish line together.

Extremities do exist in life. While there are some who knock at the doors of some old party to get their ‘wedded’ wife a ticket, there are others who are floating new party entirely to provide a launch pad to his wife, wedded or not notwithstanding. This maverick has very grandiose plans to field candidates, many of them ‘wedded’ to him, throughout the length and breadth of the Goan paradise. It needs to be seen as to how many of them faithfully follow his footsteps on road to the state assembly.

With the fathers doing their bit for their wards, this matriarch wasn’t to be left too far behind in propping her son. This ‘Mummy’ of all like most of the mothers has depicted highest degree of sacrifice when she offered to bow out of her seat in love of her son. It needs to be seen whether this mother-son bonhomie would help pave way for son to become another ‘Goan protector’.

Though many have been able to field their blood relatives in the fray, the unlucky ones not bestowed with more ‘social-workers’ within the family have to look beyond. ‘Blood is thicker than water’ they say, but in politics it need not be always. While some ‘witty’ doctor who though in his sunset days of political career still seeks revival of his fortune through his son-in-law, there are also others who are willing to bet on their erstwhile personal assistant. And there are other ex-MLAs, ex-policemen, industrialists and mining barons who are all set to descend in the election ring with their kith and kin. It’s anybody’s guess how many of them will be able to walk out of it... 'triumphant'.

With the dynasties warring each other and the Alemaos, Dhavalikars, Ranes, Naiks, Pachecos and Monserrates entering the battle-field with their families en-mass, don’t get surprised if the elections results is reported by the election commission as below:

Alemaos : 4
Dhavalikars : 2
Naiks : 3
Monserrates : 2
Ranes+ : 5
Pachecos : 1

Brace Yourselves!

Why I don't support Anna?

Before you read further, here are some assumptions I want you to discard:
1. I am anti-Anna.
2. I am pro-corruption.
3. I am pro-congress.
4. I am for the government version of Lokpal.
5. I am against the people right to protest peacefully.

At the onset, let me re-affirm that I am NOT anti Anna, anti Kejriwal, anti Kiran Bedi or against any soul that forms part of team Anna. I don’t doubt his character, intention or his noble thoughts. It’s an irony that the bunch of congress big-mouthed toadies aka congress spokespersons are trying to vilify his campaign.

I am also FOR corruption to end in this India at the earliest. After all, who faces the brunt of corruption more than common middle-class person like yours truly? If the beast of corruption is not tamed in time, I don’t see India prospering further. When I say I don’t support Anna’s Jan Lokpal movement, I would insist even with more ferocity that I condemn the version proposed by the government. It’s a toothless tiger to say the least.

It’s a very over-whelming site to see that vast majority of people coming out on roads in support of Anna's movement to fight corruption. It’s even more commendable that they have maintained the peace and decorum while resisting the tough hand of the government. This very gesture of the people, by the people, for the people indicates that democracy doesn’t just exists but is in fact thriving in our country.

So, what’s the point of contention?
Firstly, I don't believe the means that Anna is following are best suited in the democratic setup that we have in our country. People do compare it with the peaceful satyagrahas during the days of freedom struggle; but I don’t second that analogy. For back then, we were resisting the oppressive and tyrannical rule of an imperialist empire that had stifled the rights of the masses. We do have avenues for grievance redressal and what Anna is doing isn’t actual the right approach. Conceding to any such demand against parliamentary processes, would set a dangerous trend. The protestors' demand to "sidestep" the constitutional process can very well be a threat to democracy. In fact, the very fact that Team Anna is fighting the government means we are opposing the very own masses who have "voted" them to power in first place.

Furthermore, Creation of an all-powerful Jan Lokpal will be like unleashing a demon. We have had institutions in our constitutional setup viz. the CVC, CAC, CBI which were meant to be sacrosanct and should have been functioning without any malice. Its pains me to see their plight these days. It is very well known “power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely" and I would not be surprised that if the Jan Lokpal succumbs to the same plight.

Many people argue that the JLP will be driven by the masses, the so called "civil-society". But I question "who is the civil-society?” I don’t have an iota of doubt about the honesty of the people in the drafting committee of the JLP and I don't wish to raise any doubt regarding their character. But I question their authority and who has imparted that to them? Certainly, I haven’t and definitely neither has you or any of the billions of people dotting the expanse of this vast land. These days we are ready to lay our future in the hands of these people who were virtually unknown to us few days back.

One of the root causes of proliferation of corruption in India is the beauracratic red-tapism that exists and the tedious judicial procedure that exists. We need to streamline the processes rather than just add to the clutter. With JLP, we are going to give rise to yet another legislative white-elephant. It’s been claimed that the Supreme Court can take punitive action against the JLP in case of misdoings. With the provision of Jan Lokpal being able to be contested in the Supreme Court, most of the cases are definitely going to land up knocking at its door. The intention of speeding up would fail when the JLP becomes another halt in the current scheme of things. If you want to speed up justice delivery then we need overhaul the judiciary and not start a virtual court manned by the civilians (ala khaap panchayat).

We have enough of these institutions to keep a tab on the malpractices. These are not under the purview of the government in the sense that the government can’t interfere into its functioning. Yes, the government does nominate its chief; so what is needed is to make that process transparent. What we want is to make them accountable and efficient, rather than adding one more to it. By keeping them under legislative checks(and thus under the people) one can keep a tab on them.

Finally and most importantly, Crowds don't lend legitimacy to any cause. For the howsoever big pool of humanity might come out to support Anna's fight, it doesn’t need a rocket scientist to tell you that, it’s just a speck as compared to the number of people who comes out on the day of election to vote. This JLP movement may look big to us middle class, but I am sure it hasn't percolated to every stratum (esp. the deprived) of society. Thus, the right way to bring about the change is NOT by exercising the fundamental right to protest, but by exercising the FUNDAMENTAL DUTY of electing the right candidate. The cynics claim that elections are rigged and the votes are bought out. I don’t contest that thought, but then if a revolution and mobilization of people is needed, then it’s needed in this case. We need to elect the right candidate and the rest will follow suit.

It’s not unpractical for Anna's team to meet the ends that they are fighting for, via legislative means. I don’t see why the very person who has instigated the aggrieved  masses to revolt against the single big enemy of corruption, cannot transform that support into votes. Probably our attitude of cynicism and apathy towards elections should be done away with. Some recent state election results are showing positive trends and what is needed it to up the ante during the forthcoming elections.  The corrupt and the communal candidates are been shown the door while the development oriented candidates have been posting thumping victories. Together we can always elect good uncorrupt people to the seats of power. If team Anna and people of his caliber do follow the democratic ways (contest the elections) of bringing about the change, then I don’t see why "the people of India" won’t get enough to feed upon ... leave aside anyone "fasting" for such cause..

UPA Anthem

{sing in the tune of 'My Name is Lakhan' from the movie 'Ram-Lakhan'}


dhina dhin dha...
dhina dhin dha...
dhina dhin dha...
dhina dhin dha...

ram pam pam ram pam pam rampa papam pam pam...
ram pam pam ram pam pam rampa papam pam pam...

ram pam pam pam
ram pam pam pam

{Man Mohan sings}
ae ji... o ji...
ae ji o ji ...3G ...CWG
main hu man mohanji
karta hu main to kuch bhi nahi ji
ministers sab chor, choron'ka no 1
my name man mohan, my name man mohan
soniaji ka trojan
mein hoon dummy PM --2

tak tunna, tak tunna - tidhin tidhin tidhin tidhin
tak tunna, tak tunna - tidhin tidhin tidhin tidhin

sarkar chakori... paisa hai chandaa
sulipe latka naa koi banda
mantri ke jebo mein,  mantri ke jebo mein
notonka ka gattha, notonka ka gattha
seekho o yaaron Raja'se yeh dhanda, Kalmadi'se yeh dhanda

{Advani sings}
o~
koi purane rules bol ke, bandwidth becho kam tol ke
re Raja kam tol ke re Daya kam tol ke
tum apani khaali jeben bharo ji
karta hai PM kuch bhi nahi ji
minister sab chor, chor'on mein no 1
his name man mohan - 2
soniaji ka trojan
yeh hai lame-duck PM

{Sonya sings}
o~
main tumse kahu yeh baat hardam
main tumse kahu yeh baat hardam
tu man mohan main teri madam

{Raul demands}
sarkar chalana hai kitna sadha
PM banaane ka karo mujhse vaada

{Sonya cajoles Raul}
baaki hai budhe, bachche ho tum
jaise bhi ho, future PM ho tum
lekin kachhe ho tum
abhi bachhe ho tum

{Sonya reprimands Man Mohan}
kehte ho sabse tum ho pradhan-mantri ji
PM ji ho toh kaam karo ji

minister sab chor, chor'on mein no 1
Tu hai man mohan - 2
tha tu mera trojan
tu hai badha dhakkhan

dhina dhin dha...
dhina dhin dha...
dhina dhin dha...
dhina dhin dha...

hmmm.........

{Group of Ministers sings}
paisa kha raha hai - 2
sara zamana - 2
jo bhukha pyasa hai woh dewana
hai woh dewana

{Ramdev sings }
kaale dhan ko swiss bank mein naa chupaana
mehnat se hardin yoga hai karna, roti kamana


{Ana sings}
oh~
kehna bado ka tum maan lo
anshan karte hai kaise yeh jaan lo, baba yeh jaan lo
karta hu anshan main, toh tum bhi karo ji

{Ramdev retorts}
muzhse huaa nahi,tum hi karo ji

{Ramdev and Ana chorus}
nahi number 2 paisa koi, karo sab number one
Lokpal ke under, hoga even PM...

{Chorus}
PM man mohan, tu hai ek dhakkan


P.S: All characters mentioned are purely fictitious and any resemblance to person dead or alive is purely coincidental.

Shun The Media

I remember as a kid we being taught in school that a vigilant media as a cornerstone of healthy democracy. As an impartial and vigilant watch-dog, the media is vital to maintain the accountability of the system, by reporting and highlighting the wrong-doings. As a true democracy, we had also pride ourselves on the fact of having an independent media setup which is ‘supposedly’ beyond the influence/control of the government.

I had also been very delighted the day, when the setup was opened for the private sector thus paving way for many ‘round-the-clock’ news-channels. For back then, I was craving for 24x7 feeds regarding the happening around the world rather than the bland 9-pm news bulletin. But retrospectively the voices of  Ved Prakash, Sarla Maheshwari, Salma Sultan, Gazala Amin sounded honey over the current crop of ‘on top of the voice shouting’ journalist. At least presented in a plain-vanilla manner, we could rest assured that it was relatively authentic. There might have been no “breaking news” back then but one could trust the facts and figures.

This days, thanks to the competition or otherwise, there has been a mad rush to be first to break the news. And quiet often than none, in their pursuit for breaking news, we have been fed with faking news. Reporting exacerbated number of casualty in a tragic accident has been a common source of mis-reporting resorted by these channels. I fail to understand that whether they believe those numbers directly translate to TRP. Also the live feed of the ill famous terrorist attacks on Bombay made life worse for the NSGs who had staked their lives to save the lives of the hostages.

Another more absurd kind of journalism has been that of making news of nothing. I observe these being practiced especially by the Hindi News channel. Zee News and Aaj Tak have taken it to new levels. Such news items could be characterized by a big bold red banner which reads ‘Breaking News’ scrolling at the bottom. The naĂŻve audience might be holding their breath only to read news like “Commisioner ki Billi Goom” or “Big B ko Bukhar chadaa”. Furthermore, it surprises me how can they stretch this topic into a full hour program. Such headlines being commonplace on these frequencies means that there must be some kind of audience existing which must been driving its TRP, however it puzzles me to predict their intellectual development.
Specifically, I haven’t been truly fond of Barkha Dutt. For me she is the most irritating, preposterous and to top it all most hyped up journalists. I despise her habit of only trying to hear from guests, what she wants to hear and then presenting it in total out-of-context manner. Especially her reporting during any sensational events is the epitome of nonsensical reporting, and I firmly believed the union should have at least gagged if not arrested her. Needless to say her involvement along with that of who’s who of the India media industry in the ‘Nira-Radia’ leaked tapes saga have cast serious aspersions over their tag of being the ‘watch-dogs’.  It has clearly shown that they are much more than the newsreader that they are and their deeds are much more deep-rooted to the extent of influencing the power-centers in the government and the corporate alike. It doesn’t start or neither does it end with her. The list contains the familiar faces on TV viz: Sagarika Ghose, Prabhu Chawla etc. In fact the involvement of all the media barons irrespective of the logo they sport have helped them bury the whole issue without much malice.

Then there are other aspects of media with reports that news which isn’t reported by the majority or otherwise they cover it to the depth no other medium ever dared to wander unto. One notable example that pings my mind being ‘Tehelka’. It heralded onto the public domain with a bang thanks to the sting operation which literally caught many of the political honchos red-handed. Thanks to the alleged government apathy it soon fizzled out to a quarter of its original aura and in a totally different (read news weekly) form. They have a unique way of reporting in the sense that they touch upon previously unexplored levels of details. The extent is so widespread so as to itself raise doubts in my mind in regards to its authenticity. The minutely detailed articles almost seem to border on fiction and enough to cast aspersion in the mind of a rational reader/thinker.

Bottom-line, the unabated proliferation of media hadn’t served the actual purpose he is meant for. Their aim at putting a tab on the misdeeds of the government has been blatantly diluted for more selfish means. This so-called pillar has clearly overgrown the others which in turn has severely skewed our democratic setup. It’s high time that it’s trimmed back to its size. I don’t mean gagging of these new channels but it should be restricted till the extent of it being sensical and rational to the well-being of the society.

Cheers Bro!

I had been eagerly anticipating the day wherein I will get my rightful claim to the ‘mortarboard’. Though on the said Saturday and after the early morning rehearsals, I was a bit disappointed to be wearing only the black robe and the hood with the academic square-cap missing. However the disappointment was short-lived and the joy of being part of an academic parade had enthralled each nerve in my body. The moment wherein I will be awarded a degree by an eminent academician in presence of other noted intellectuals with the throng of people (including my own proud parents and my dear wife) clapping in the backdrop was no less captivating. 

Flashback half a decade, and it was my first chance at adorning such an academic robe, that I missed by a long shot. Among the hordes of engineering graduates passing out that year, my grades were too trivial to be awarded the gold medal and thus the distinction of being invited to the felicitated at the convocation ceremony eluded me. Cut to the present, I won’t let the history repeat itself. After three years of toiling and sacrificing the weekends over the same duration, I was determined to complete my education in management in timely manner. But it isn’t only my determination that helped me attain the distinction but much more than that, factors intrinsic as well as extrinsic. One of the major factor being Gaurish Ramesh Lotliker.

I just can’t imagine me persisting with the rigors without my bestest friend being there along with me. In fact I accredit the successful completion of my course to him. Be it waking me up from the Sunday siestas (thus being at the receiving end of my curses) to hitch-hiking me to and fro; from jointly working on the assignments to making presentations; and from proxies ;) to just hanging around doing nothing. Had he been not around, it wouldn’t have been half as interesting as it was. He in turn would be obliged to me because in a way I was responsible for him adding up to his qualification. You guys might get bamboozled to know that Gaurish had no plans to join the said course or wasn’t even remotely serious at getting a post graduate qualification and it was just my pestering to accompany me that got him into (and then eventually out of) it. With a tinge of modesty I would add (and he would acknowledge) that I even helped him to clear the hurdle of the aptitude test. All said and done, I think I owe him more than other way round.

But then getting enrolled for a weekend executive course was one thing and passing out successfully is another. More so if you have been recently committed, a criterion that applied to both of us. He did that jugglery with panache, sometimes directly zooming off to night shifts from college. Thus his actions were instrumental in motivating me to trudge our way to the beautiful riverside campus.

The very essence of management education, i.e presentations, case-studies and assignments, were hurled at us thick and fast. But together we successfully handled, quite often piggybacking onto others. And amidst these we always found time to dash to ‘Casa-de-cha’ for a quick tea or at times at Jaggu’s for a Aloo-paratha.  It wasn’t that uncommon for us to bunk a lecture or two to head to the Ribandar ferry-wharf for the tasty and spicy ‘kalwaa tonaak’. Thus sped two-years in a jiffy.

Come the third year, it was a special year for either of us. We had our respective wedding dates scheduled separated from one another by 10 odd days. As luck would have it, it was also clashing with submission dates of our project which would decide the fate of our degree. So amongst the wedding preparation to the actual wedding and post wedding celebrations, we didn’t lose sight of our objective and came trumps up. Even in here, you deserve much more credit buddy for I know what grave personal crisis you underwent.

Notwithstanding the better grades I fetched over you, I think you deserve more of the accolades. For you has been the true manager amongst two of us. For you managed the situation in a better manner, made best use of the time and resources, faced crisis situation with tremendous self-belief and came out of it with Ă©lan, while not losing your calm and composure. And to top it all, you motivated others most importantly yours truly towards achieving a goal and drove me towards it. Hats off to you. Cheers Bro!

The MonsterRat Race

Days and weeks of vilification of the Ruling panel is going to come to an end tomorrow, or at least I hope it to. I have been closely following the rat (Monster Rat should I say ;)) race to the coveted seats in the CCP hall (quiet ironically lots of SEQC members including yours truly have adorned these seats as part of our monthly quizzes being held here).
Off late, loads of forums and groups, many of whom having the so-called elite Panjimites, have come forward and openly criticised the sitting CCP corporators. They have alleged huge scams and large-scale wrongdoings and have attributed this to the actual god-father running the show from behind curtain. Couple that with the garbage management(or mismanagement) and the traffic woes.
From ‘Panaji First’ to ‘Friends of Good Governance’ (Is this the same old ‘Friends of BJP’ with a more politically correct title?), and from ‘Panjimites Initiatives for change (PINC)’ to the Forum of Doctors have been crying on top of their voice in the past few days. It seems though Panjim suddenly have been plagued with horde of civic issues ranging from Parking or the lack of it to garbage disposal. Pat would come a reply that these issues haven’t aroused just now, but have been persisting for quite some time. In other words, since past 5 years when the current council was garlanded victorious in the last elections. And precisely that is the point I want to drive home.
Where were all these ‘Panjimites’ when all these years Panjim was being ruined? I know an election is a good chance to show the door to the non-performers, but is waiting for 5 years a good choice? Why the forums that have been mushrooming off late were hibernating all these years? What were the Rebeiros and the Bhatikars doing and why didn’t they make their corporators (whom they themselves have elected, directly or indirectly by abstaining) act? The panel backed by the al-mighty minister whom they are crying foul, were awarded a thumping majority during the last CCP polls by none others. Why did that happen? Was he any lesser evil back then?
I feel that the Panjimites were being most opportunistic, even more so than the Minister who is been vilified. Quiet many of these Panjimites fancy their residential address reading as ‘The Kingdom of the Monster-Rat’. An adobe in his den is kinda a status-symbol for all and everyone vies for it. And those who have not been able to make it there probably wanted him to transform their own capital city into the towering concrete jungles like the one in the precincts of the city. Probably with these very intentions they had handed him the powers in the last CCP elections. However, to their utter disappointment the city went to the dumps and prosperity beckoned his kingdom at the expense of the capital city. Thus the citizens have risen now from their slumber and got onto the bandwagon of lambasting him.
Even the technocrat MLA who has been personally attacking his political rival should resort to some soul searching. For each one of us knows, ‘who has created the Monster Rat?’. Ironically the same rat has become a nemesis for him now, so far so as to even threatening to steal away the constituency in the upcoming legislative elections. Needless to re-iterate, it’s an open secret that in the last assembly elections, the technocrat was elected at the mercy of the same 'Bhasmasur' he had created back then (In fact its quiet a apt to co-relate the mythological story of ‘Bhramha-dev creating the Bhasmasur’ in this case. The technocrat invented the Rat to get even with his old foe, further found a loop-hole in the anti-defection law and taught him the ‘resign & re-elect’ trick, and finally found the same trick being used against him to topple the government). And now this rat has over-grown his size and more so his political ambition, it has made the technocrat go panicky. Infact the technocrat has gone berserk and quiet unlike to his shrewd personality has been levelling personal charges against him (Latest Google news tells me: Technocrat calls the Monster Rat a ‘goonda’...... Everyone knows that, so what? ;))
If you have managed to read until here, you must have likened me to one of his toadies from the CCP council. Let me tell you, I am not. The very fact that I am calling the Monster-Rat a ‘Bhasmasur’ should suffice my defence. It’s high time we tame this Bhasmasur who has been let loose and if not now, then it won’t be too long that everything will be turned to ashes. Tomorrow is the day of judgement wherein let’s make this Bhasmasur dance to our tunes and eventually let his own action precipitate into his own debacle.

I Hate Sourav Ganguly

Dont jump your guns and make conclusions on my loyalty. I am and will die as a ardent Dada fan. This is a wonderful article I stumbled upon. The title is just a bit 'sarcastic' (may be its a good way to garner attention of all the Dada bashers) and for all the reasons enlisted in here, I love him and I love him even more...

Yes, I hate Ganguly, not just because he is arrogant, not because he is a loudmouth and for the fact that he walks an inch off the ground. My reasons are way above that, to begin with I hate him because he didn’t let the Indian cricketing world stay the way it was. He turned a mellow team into a monster, a team with a genius dependent complex into a halfway self assured team, a sporting loser into a raging tiger. 

I hate Ganguly, because he virtually ran through the opposition on Canadian land and gave us the hope that there is someone beyond Sachin who can win matches for us, but reality being he became an anti hero for the people. 

I hate Ganguly for the fact that he gave youngsters the belief that they could fill the big gaps that would be left by the seniors in Indian cricket, I hate him that he backed all the wrong players in the process, yes some turned to be good. But what the hell, I hate him for every experiment he dared and went wrong. 

I hate Ganguly, because he earned the respect of players wide enough to call him Dada, but failed to gain the belief of a major chunk of his countrymen who compared his feats to that of a God and called him just a mortal. I hate him for not letting the folks know he didn’t give a damn about being called God. He should’ve told them I’m an ordinary guy with more guts than talent, just call me dada, which would do. I hate you, because you showed flashes of brilliance that made the team realize that yes,maybe even mortals can win a match. 

I hate Ganguly because he tried to bring foreign imports into India and changed the way that Indian cricketers played. I hate the way that he insulted his coach, it doesn’t matter that the coach was driving a stake through the team. I hate him for speaking his mind out and took on the venerable administrators of the BCCI. I hate him for no more reason than the fact that he considered just winning matches and lashing out at the media would be sufficient. 

I hate Ganguly for disrespecting the ground on which he scored a maiden century by taking his shirt off, how dare he do that? How can he pump his arms in the air for winning just a trophy when Kapil just grinned holding the World cup on the same corridor? He shamed us all Indians; maybe because he played out the vicarious aggression in us, something we just believe wasn’t right. 

I hate Ganguly, because he scored 11k ODI runs, seemingly without talent or any “difference” from a guy on the street, I hate him for taking us to the world cup with utterly no effort from his side, I hate him because he told his lads “Don’t care about what I do, go out and do your thing, and do it damn well”. 

I hate you, Sourav “Dada” Ganguly, coz you showed the fiery spark a few days back blasting your players, but didn’t realize that you were very much a talentless, flukish man yourself. I hate you for the fact that you expect a bunch of talent-challenged people to win you a trophy. I hate you for not realizing you are not a God who can work wonders, just a fallible and grizzled warrior who stubbornly stands up punch after punch, jab after jab.

Do something “different” or just roll over and die. Apparently you haven’t done enough, Prince of Kolkata