{sing in the tune of 'My Name is Lakhan' from the movie 'Ram-Lakhan'}
P.S: All characters mentioned are purely fictitious and any resemblance to person dead or alive is purely coincidental.
dhina dhin dha...
dhina dhin dha...
dhina dhin dha...
dhina dhin dha...
ram pam pam ram pam pam rampa papam pam pam...
ram pam pam ram pam pam rampa papam pam pam...
ram pam pam pam
ram pam pam pam
{Man Mohan sings}
ae ji... o ji...
ae ji o ji ...3G ...CWG
main hu man mohanji
karta hu main to kuch bhi nahi ji
ministers sab chor, choron'ka no 1
my name man mohan, my name man mohan
soniaji ka trojan
mein hoon dummy PM --2
tak tunna, tak tunna - tidhin tidhin tidhin tidhin
tak tunna, tak tunna - tidhin tidhin tidhin tidhin
sarkar chakori... paisa hai chandaa
sulipe latka naa koi banda
mantri ke jebo mein, mantri ke jebo mein
notonka ka gattha, notonka ka gattha
seekho o yaaron Raja'se yeh dhanda, Kalmadi'se yeh dhanda
{Advani sings}
o~
koi purane rules bol ke, bandwidth becho kam tol ke
re Raja kam tol ke re Daya kam tol ke
tum apani khaali jeben bharo ji
karta hai PM kuch bhi nahi ji
minister sab chor, chor'on mein no 1
his name man mohan - 2
soniaji ka trojan
yeh hai lame-duck PM
{Sonya sings}
o~
main tumse kahu yeh baat hardam
main tumse kahu yeh baat hardam
tu man mohan main teri madam
{Raul demands}
sarkar chalana hai kitna sadha
PM banaane ka karo mujhse vaada
{Sonya cajoles Raul}
baaki hai budhe, bachche ho tum
jaise bhi ho, future PM ho tum
lekin kachhe ho tum
abhi bachhe ho tum
{Sonya reprimands Man Mohan}
kehte ho sabse tum ho pradhan-mantri ji
PM ji ho toh kaam karo ji
minister sab chor, chor'on mein no 1
Tu hai man mohan - 2
tha tu mera trojan
tu hai badha dhakkhan
dhina dhin dha...
dhina dhin dha...
dhina dhin dha...
dhina dhin dha...
hmmm.........
{Group of Ministers sings}
paisa kha raha hai - 2
sara zamana - 2
jo bhukha pyasa hai woh dewana
hai woh dewana
{Ramdev sings }
kaale dhan ko swiss bank mein naa chupaana
mehnat se hardin yoga hai karna, roti kamana
{Ana sings}
oh~
kehna bado ka tum maan lo
anshan karte hai kaise yeh jaan lo, baba yeh jaan lo
karta hu anshan main, toh tum bhi karo ji
{Ramdev retorts}
muzhse huaa nahi,tum hi karo ji
{Ramdev and Ana chorus}
nahi number 2 paisa koi, karo sab number one
Lokpal ke under, hoga even PM...
{Chorus}
PM man mohan, tu hai ek dhakkan
P.S: All characters mentioned are purely fictitious and any resemblance to person dead or alive is purely coincidental.
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